As today is International Joke Day, we’ve decided to share with you a few of our favorite funny clean jokes that you can share with family and friend. Are they stupid? Yes. We promise you’ll still laugh. A dog goes walking into the forest. Once in the middle he comes across a whale, hanging out... Read More
As today is International Joke Day, we’ve decided to share with you a few of our favorite funny clean jokes that you can share with family and friend. Are they stupid? Yes. We promise you’ll still laugh.
A dog goes walking into the forest.
Once in the middle he comes across a whale, hanging out in a tree.
He asks the whale “Hey, shouldn’t you be in the ocean?”
The whale responds, “Yes”.
I’m the youngest of three, my parents are both older.
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Fo’ drizzle.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What’s a pirate’s favorite sweater pattern?
Arrrrr-gyle.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
A cop is sitting on the side of the highway when all of a sudden he sees a guy driving a truck full of penguins. Confused he pulls the truck over.
“What seems to be the problem officer?”
“Well you have a truck full of penguins, i’m just going to give you a warning but you need to take these penguins to the zoo immediately.”
A few hours later, the truck passes again, still filled with penguins. So again the officer pulls the man over.
“I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!”
“I did, and they loved it. Now we’re going to the movies!”